Don't blame me because I'm cuban.

I hope I have brought back some childhood memories with this rapage of friends page.

So I finally got a copy of keys to the locker at work. Taken me 2 years to get a copy of keys. Now this would be a triumphant day except... my manager pretty much told me that if I wanted copies, I would have to go get them myself, so I clocked out, got the keys, went to home depot to get the copies and paid for it myself.

So now that I finally have a copy of keys to the lockers no one has to wait for my manager... which was the only person with the keys to come around. Which may be 5mins+. He's always running around the dealership doing accessories on cars, putting cars that just got thier bedliners, spoilers, rims, etc put on; so now if someone is in a rush and needing a part I can be all "HAY I HAS KEYS! LOLZ!" and open so I don't have to hear them bitch and moan.

So it occured to me today that all the girls I've ever liked/loved all have something that make me headdesk myself whenever I think about it.

Discuss.

Go ahead.

It's my birthday today.

Will accept gifts in forms of;

¤ Credit Card numbers.
¤ Rum
¤ Full frontal nudity (girls only, please.)
¤ Cigarettes.
¤ Coke (soda)
¤ Bubble gum
¤ Sex (Preffered. Girl or Guy!)
¤ Money. (Singles preffered so I can buy alot of coffee at work.)


Thx.

So in regards to my last post, I'm very upset and on the verge of walking out one day punching everyone in the fucking face I don't like.

Why?

I am not the warehouse manager as I found out earlier this week, I am the "Warehouse manager".

What does this mean?

It means Toyota has fucked me over once again. Apparently my supervisor (Read: Something worse than what I can put into words without taking up a whole page.) is NOT full time salesman yet he's training.

BULLSHIT

He doesn't do anything in the back of the warehouse, I've taken over all his responsibilities, and everyone comes to me for what they used to go to him for. Also, he's recieving commision already (And making more than some salesmen...)

So when will he be moved to full time?

After inventory. Which is first Sunday in Decemeber. So I won't be recieving a raise til Decemeber, even though he's a salesman. So I got pissed off enough to go talk to the owners son about this yesterday. I know he'll side with me because I'm 90% sure once they open up the Headquarter Honda up in Orlando I'm going to be in charge of the parts warehouse, maybe even the only person working there too... At least I'll know everything will be done right.

I told him what was going on, and the example I gave him was as follows.

Imagine the General Manager here moved to Orlando to the Honda and you had to take over his responsibilities. But because he still has like a clip board here in Miami he's not over there FULL TIME just training, or in the process of the switch. So you have to deal with all his shit for the next 3 months with no increased pay. How would you like that?

He goes to me "Huh... I'm gonna look into this shit bro because this is fucked up for you. I know you work harder than everyone else here because your always the only one that is always sweating and has your clothes dirty, get back to you on Friday and let you know whats up. Also gonna set up a meeting with everyone here in the warehouse and let them know that your in charge back here, not Yoel anymore and if they have a problem with it, they can come to me and they can look for another job."

Me> Kay! (In my mind thinking: lol, these guys are in for some shit.)


Now I know what a few of you may be thinking. I'm stepping out of my boundaries, I should have gone up the chain of command. Manager -> Director of Services -> General Manager -> Owner's son. I've tried this over and over and to no avail has anything happened.

So we'll see what happens tomorrow.

I am officially.


Shipping and Receiving manager for Headquarter Toyota.

wuuuuut

Haven't been giving a raise yet, but I better. Or I will be speaking to someone very soon.

Also, apparently not too many people are happy about me getting the position, everyone thought my friend Roly or the old man would have gotten it but... duh! I've been pretty much doing the fucking job for 2 years, why wouldn't I get it?


Also, edited last post. All I can say is, fuck, $50.

So time for an update I suppose. This one is going to be a big one.

Edit below:

Fuck life and it's stress. I'm gonna start smoking again.



Has been quite awhile since my last update, and much has happened. Things like DeAnna coming down for 3 weeks, some interesting things happened while she was here, will not go into too much details. I got some kid fired at Office Depot for being a total retard. I got my first ticket. I finally broke down at work. Might get a promotion at work. All this will be mentioned in this entry along with some other thoughts; and in no particular order either, because I really don't care.

So first off I think I'll start off with work. The 3 main guys I work with are still being complete assholes to me, but I found out why. Apparently rumor went around on the day I went on the blimp ride with my manager (Who is no longer working there) someone told someone that "Luis is snitching on us to Richard about the bad things we do."

...What? Really? I am? Seriously? Are you guys THAT stupid?! No one could have hated that man more than me. They think I'm telling him shit when he told me to climb a ladder for "my raise"? Uh.. WRONG. So I brought it to thier attention and now they all think I'm passing information onto the Director of Services. Whatever. I don't care anymore, they don't help me, talk to me, acknowledge me, ditto for them. Put on my iPod and tune them out to the melodies of Metallica. It's all good.
Onto other things happening at work... I stopped training for the back counter because my manager wanted me to train there on "my own time" Uhhhhhhhh.... NO. But now my supervisor wanted to learn up front, he gets to stay up there, on the clock, all day long. He helps scan in the morning and goes up front "selling" parts.. but all he does is fuck around on the internet pretending to look busy. But I don't care, because when he finally moves up front, I get his job, and I BETTER get a raise, because if not... my manager (as much as I respect him) is getting a finger and a door slammed in his face. Fuck Toyota if they think they can give me a promotion and no raise. The economy isn't so bad that I need a shitty $8/hr job.

Also when I broke down at work, one of the salesmen (also one of my best friends) started cursing at me, which was really odd because he would never do that. Then some mechanic came to the warehouse asking if he could take a box that had stuff in it. Told him he couldn't because my manager needed it. What does he do? Goes around and asks somebody else, they say yes and he tosses everything that was in the box on the floor and walks out. I go "Yo! What the fuck dude?!" he says "He said I could take it." and walked off. ...Sigh. So after all that something happens with one of our carts and another manager and I just cracked. I went to the back, grabbed my lunch, told my supervisor I was leaving before I punched somebody, passed my manager on the way told him I was going home, explained to him what happened and he goes "Okay... clock back in, put your lunch back and get back to work and I'll take care of everything." Me> No, I'm going home before I do something I don't want to do. And I walked out. ALOT of people thought I quit, got fired, or got laid off. Then the rumors started againa and it was 1 more thing people are STILL using to try and annoy me, and this happened in June.

Onto the ticket!

Now before I tell the story of the ticket, I've got to tell another one first. Happened about 3 weeks ago where I was standing up front next to one of my friends up front and these 2 cops come in. They both walk past us and to my manager who was attending customers too. I look over and one of the cops was looking at me, then looked away. I dismissed that with no second thought. He looked over to me again, staring more intently, turned away again. Okay.. now I'm a little worried. This goes on for about 5 more minutes and he finally starts to walk over to me.
Cop> Excuse me... do you drive a blue civic?
Me> Yeah? Something wrong? o.O
Cop> Nonono, but theres something you should know... theres a wager going around the Miami Lakes PD about who will give you a ticket first. Your pretty well known for eluding tickets I guess.
Me> o.o No shit?
Cop> Yeah, apparently theres a few cops who are pretty pissed off about it and the pool is up to about $435.
Me> Wow...
Friend> Holy shit dude!
Cop> So if I were you... I'd be careful.
Me> Yeah... thanks.


So that was pretty interesting... I should sue Miami Lakes for conspiracy. Two days later I'm kinda rushing to work, I'm pretty late (As usual) I'm coming up on this light and it turns yellow.
1. I don't have enough time to stop.
2. I don't want to stop.
3. It's okay, I'm cuban.

So I "run the red light" even though I was passed the line before it turned red, and I'm under the overpass now. The lights turn green and a cop pulls up behind me. Hasn't turned on his lights, I'm figuring nothing is gonna happen. Left turn light turns green we start to go. As soon as we're out of the intersection.
FLASHING LIGHTS!
SIRENS!
So... I pull over, he tells me I ran a red light. No I didn't. Yes you did. No I didn't. YESUYOUDDDIDI.NONIDKSDFAF. FINE! Give me the ticket. Asshole. My first ticket ever. So I finally get to work and whatever. Now I'm waiting to see whats gonna happen with it. I really don't have the money to pay for it all at once and I don't want the points on my license, so we'll see whats gonna happen.

Now, onto things that lead up to Office Depot. So DeAnna came down for 3 weeks. Was fun. There was a little scare we had that ended up in us going to the hospital. No, not that, kthx.
So she left, I had a whole other ordeal at the airport where I was in the air marshall's office for 30mins trying to explain to him that there was no way I could hi-jack an airplane of hold hostage a whole airport with a knife the size of my pinky.... But anyways. Later this week DeAnna and I tried talking through the webcam, was pretty fun, so I decided to get my own instead of using my moms. So I go to Office Depot and go straight to where the webcams are. I'm looking at them and I'm confused. Let's make a little display of how the shelf was set up. We'll use $ for the price tags, and C the webcams, alright?


c c c c
$ $ $ $
(It's going to look aligned because LJ is lame like that but should be _ - _ - _ - _)
Yes. The prices were off the left of the cameras. So I put the cameras on top of the prices like how they SHOULD be. And this... let's call him "young man" comes up, puts them back to how they were and told me it was against store policy to put them like that.


.............................What?

So after battling with him over price tags for about 5mins, I decide to move on with my dramatic day of price haggling with a fucking moron and go for a camera that SHOULD be $30. I go to pay and the total is $45. I tell the cashier the camera should be $30, she tells me it's $42 +tax. So fed up and wanting to leave I tell her okay, take out my card and pay and tell her to call her manager. The manager comes up to me.

Mngr> Yes sir, how man I assist you today.
Me> Yeah, hi. I was told by... this young man (Read: Middle school drop out you hired because you felt sorry for because his grandma molested him with dentures and anti-fungal medicine of some sort.) that this camera should have been $30. But I just paid $45. Now I'm going to take this camera home because I really could give a shit at this point. But you need to change this so called "store policy" of yours that the product does NOT go over the corresponding price tag. And if I don't like this camera, I'm bringing it back and I expect a full refund and a discount for the next webcam I buy for having to deal with such an unpleasant experience. *walks out*

I'm sitting in my car for about 5 mins looking at the camera seeing what kind of piece of shit I just paid $45 for and I happen to look up into my rear view mirror and see the guy who was helping me walking out without the Office Depot shirt on anymore. Woops.


Thats about the extent of what I feel like typing right now, kind of tired. Maybe I'll type out my cracker can story tomorrow if I remeber.

/

For those of you still wondering "Did this dude seriously quit smoking?"


Today is Day 45 of me being smoke free. The first couple weeks were pretty hard, but I'm glad the people who smoke around me at work smoke these shitty cigarettes which helped in turning me off to smoking.

I still get pretty strong urges to smoke and miss it alot when I'm drinking rum and coke.


In other news; Lurka coming back mid-July for 3 weeks. :D


That is all.



Much love,
Mioki
xoxo

I'm going to start RDM/NIN tanking. I know you don't play much or at all anymore, but would like some pointers, gear you used, etc.

I know what spells to use from PLD/RDM tanking. Just need gear points.

Thxdixxxxxx


Love, Mio <3

Subway has the best.

No more needs to be said.

Gonna go eat mine.

Bye.


Edit: I also believe if you eat a subway chocolate chip cookie during an orgasm, it could prolong it indefinetly. Anyone willing to experiment with me? D:

Decided to quit smoking yesterday.

Been dying for a smoke since I've been up this morning...

Time to go from Toyota to Okechobee road and back 3 times: 3 hours.

Time to go from Toyota to NW 54th Ave and back: 1 hour.

Time to go from Toyota to NW 25th Ave and back: 2 hours.

Time to go from NW 25th Ave to Hollywood Toyota and back: 1.5 hours.

Being able to tell your manger "Fuck you, no more deliveries, I'm going home.": Priceless.

Theres somethings master card can't buy, for everything else theres my pissed off fucking attitude of driving non-stop for 8 hours today.

Been a little more than 3 months since my last real update. Figure I should type one up.

Real life: Still working at Toyota. Had my 2 year anniversary in Feburary. Still no raise. BUT. I've been told by my manager and the director of services that they want me to start training with the program we use to sell parts because next position that opens up, it's MINE! I've even been told it would be "Beneficial" to come in on my days off and learn as much as I can and as soon as possible... thinkin' someone getting the boot soon. (Hoping it's the guy I don't like @@)

I'm sure I've had some pretty cool adventure with Amun in the past 3 months, but I can't recall any right now. Maybe when we were going through the express lanes on the highway and I made it my life mission for those 15mins to find the camera and make some random funny face. I still haven't heard from the cops or anything, so either I'm not the first or they just don't give a shit. I was hoping for a copy of the picture and someone had circled my face and written "LOLIDIOT" I would have framed it.

This next thing has to do with FFXI/Real life, so I'll make it a transitional paragraph. Couple months ago Lurka came back to FFXI. I was real happy to have another good friend playing again. So we started talking and I helped her get back on her feet again. Somewhere along the way we started talking and I growing closer to each other... Now she's coming down here next Friday. :3 I haven't been this excited/nervous since I got my first

*ZOMG INSERT RANDOM AIM CONVO*
Shugo019 (6:15:33 PM): BITCH DUN MAKE ME SHANK YOU!
ldmoral (6:15:49 PM): Don't make me grab this dildo and stick it up my ass!
ldmoral (6:15:50 PM): OH YEAH
ldmoral (6:15:52 PM): I WENT THERE.
ldmoral (6:15:54 PM): WATCH OUT
Shugo019 (6:15:57 PM): ....
Shugo019 (6:16:04 PM): why do you have a dildo?
ldmoral (6:16:13 PM): More importantly
Shugo019 (6:16:14 PM): i can understand getting lonely but shit get a fleshlight ...
ldmoral (6:16:15 PM): Why don't you?
Shugo019 (6:16:24 PM): cause i'm saving up for a flesh light!
ldmoral (6:16:38 PM): I'm making a post on LJ... I'm gonna just copy/paste this right in the middle of what I'm saying now
Shugo019 (6:16:49 PM): lol kay


Yep. Like I was saying. I'm really excited she's coming down. Can't wait to meet her and hold her. D; I'd go into more mushy details but I dare not taint the asshole opinion everyone has of me.

FFXI stuffz: I quit Censhura. *Crowd roars* I got sick of all this mandatory shit and not being able to do things like hang out with friends, Lurka and lvl up things I wanted to. So I decided to quit. Now I'm in a shell with people who have done and retired from HNM stuff and we'll just be doing alot of non-competitive stuff like Dyna, Limbus, Einherjar, Nyzul, Salvage and maybe ground NMs like Roc, Serket and Simurgh. Looking forward to that. I'm lvling RDM with Lurka on her SCH. But her laptop decided to die, so RDM on hold til she's back, even though I really wanna finish it badly @@ So instead of dwelling on it I've decided to lvl SAM and RNG at once to occupy myself. Still missing some gear for both jobs (Sitting here camping Valk Emp as I type this up, some asshole took the last one that popped so just waiting on next.)

I think thats about all I have to say.

8 More days til Lurka gets here!

Page 4A.

I was killing slimes for hours on end. Finally he showed his gruesome face! I anxiously prepared myself for what lied ahead. Certain of what awaited me, I attacked my adversary. I brought him to an area I felt comfortable fighting against such a worthy foe and begun my battle. We exchanged swings, cutting deep into each others skin (Well... slimey surface in his case.) I tried my hardest to stay alive, but alas I perished.

Angry I went back to my moogle, screamed at him and blamed everything at him, told him I was sorry afterwards and hugged him, who could ever be angry at such a creature. (Gotta love thier little red wobbly things on thier heads :3) I ventured back into the sewers somewhat more prepared than I was the first time around. He was still there, mocking me of my previous death.

I prepared myself again. We exchanged blows as before, but something was different this time! Ah hah! I brought ethers! Victory was mine! But like the bastard he is, he did not give up his ring like the mother fucker he is... err... he did not relinquish the jewelry I had awaited so long to have in my over flowing inventory. Sulking, I went off to adventure with some friends. Later on, I decided to pay him another visit to my dear, dear, dear friend.

Killed slimes for a short time, and there he was again. I stared at him, angry for not giving me that ring. I attacked him head on, fighting out of anger! And then!



Ah hah! *Cue FF7 victory music* VICTORY! I left the sewers content, knowing full well that this day will always be "The sorta kinda not really epic battle."

My knee is in so much pain right now, I could almost cry.



I could really use a drink.

Vun dra vencd desa eh y jano muhk desa E zicd vaam mega linmehk ib ehdu y pymm yht lnoehk. Fro tuac ajanouha uhmo fyhd du kad suhao pid hud keja suhao...?

Happy Valentines day.


<3 Mioki

1. I am infact, the sexiest man alive.
2. I would rather not eat anything for a week than eat 1 mushroom.
3. I smoke because I am depressed/lonely.
4. I can barely hear out of my left ear.
5. I think if I was proactive enough as early as middle school with 1 or 2 girls, I would probably be engaged or something by now... which is quite depressing.
6. I play video games because it keeps me occupied enough that I forget about all the bad things that might be happening on that particular day.
7. Insert funny fact here.
8. I sat I never want kids, but I would love to have a little boy.
9. I like girls who like/can argue because that is my hobby.
10. I'm typing this now with my new $80 keyboard! The keys have orange lights AND it has a screen with a clock!
11. I'm glad I never went to college... just for the fact it pisses off my dad.
12. I have no regrets in life.
13. I did so badly in high school because I didn't feel challenged enough.
14. I miss my grandpa alot that if I knew if I died I could see him I would probably find someway to kill myself, just to see him again.
15. Same as above, but for my dog Tequila.
16. I would take a bullet for any of my friends/loved ones without a second thought.
17. I love listening to Frank Sinatra then switching over to some hard rock like Metallica.
18. I like the taste of peanut butter with ranch.
19. The only part of my body I like is my arms.
20. I seem very outgoing once you know me, but I'm really shy around new people, esspecially beautiful girls.
21. I love a girl in Tenesse I will probably never meet.
22. I would rather cuddle than have sex. (Too much info? :x)
23. I aspire to be a comedian one day.
24. I love to play guitar, but can't remeber anything my teacher taught me.
25. I'm not tagging anyone because I'm just that cool.

jude7186 (6:30:02 PM): well you see...
jude7186 (6:30:12 PM): the both of you aren't open people
jude7186 (6:30:22 PM): you don't really talk about shit too much
jude7186 (6:30:25 PM): either of you
ldmoral (6:30:41 PM): It's a talent.
jude7186 (6:30:51 PM): it's lame
ldmoral (6:31:06 PM): So are you.
jude7186 (6:31:23 PM): how am i lame?
ldmoral (6:31:30 PM): For the sole fact
ldmoral (6:31:34 PM): That I said so.
jude7186 (6:31:48 PM): oh yeah ... well that's not plausible
ldmoral (6:31:57 PM): Yes it is
jude7186 (6:32:03 PM): you have no authority
ldmoral (6:32:09 PM): I do so
ldmoral (6:32:21 PM): Within the 4 walls that I'm in right now
ldmoral (6:32:23 PM): Anything I say
ldmoral (6:32:25 PM): Goes

ldmoral (6:32:28 PM): So I say your lame
ldmoral (6:32:34 PM): So it must be true
ldmoral (6:32:42 PM): I AM INFALLIBLE IN MY ROOM
jude7186 (6:32:51 PM): your room is stinky
jude7186 (6:32:54 PM): it doesn't count
jude7186 (6:33:02 PM): and dirty
ldmoral (6:33:10 PM): Ghandi's room smelled
ldmoral (6:33:17 PM): Look how much he accomplished!
jude7186 (6:33:36 PM): but umm... Ghandi is Ghandi
jude7186 (6:33:42 PM): you're just luis
ldmoral (6:33:47 PM): Exactly
ldmoral (6:33:50 PM): I AM Luis
jude7186 (6:33:56 PM): JUST luis
ldmoral (6:34:06 PM): Which counts for alot
ldmoral (6:34:12 PM): Because I am not just "Luis"
ldmoral (6:34:18 PM): I am THE Luis
ldmoral (6:34:34 PM): And when the Queen knights me
ldmoral (6:34:36 PM): I'll be
ldmoral (6:34:37 PM): Sir Luis
jude7186 (6:34:54 PM): right....
jude7186 (6:34:57 PM): you're so full of shit
jude7186 (6:35:15 PM): just wow
ldmoral (6:36:08 PM): lol
ldmoral (6:36:10 PM): I amaze myself
ldmoral (6:36:19 PM): With how much shit I can talk
ldmoral (6:36:24 PM): I'm gonna post this on LJ
jude7186 (6:36:31 PM): what?
jude7186 (6:36:36 PM): the convo?
ldmoral (6:36:40 PM): yep
jude7186 (6:36:44 PM): why?
ldmoral (6:36:49 PM): Because I can
ldmoral (6:36:51 PM): SMILE!
jude7186 (6:36:51 PM): wow... you have no life
ldmoral (6:36:53 PM):
jude7186 (6:37:01 PM): *gives the finger*
ldmoral (6:37:20 PM): Your giving the finger to everyone on LJ now, I hope your happy!
ldmoral (6:37:23 PM): I'm sorry for this everyone